this is pop culture, bitches.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

are we funny?

Me

i made a blog

21:44 Salome

cool

21:44 Me

i didn't post it yet

you can add or take from it

21:45 Salome

or delete it.

haha

21:45 Me

fuck you

haha

21:45 Salome

no i would never do that

21:45Me

what if i wrote one about how much i love beige

21:45Salome

i would change it so it looked as if i wrote it

i actually love beige!!

i am a nanna

21:45Me

not all beige

i don't look good in beige

it blends into me

21:46 Salome

today on the bus i thought i would get an ipod

and then i wondered if they came in beige

so i am old because i wanted a beige ipod

21:47Me

you're freaking ancient

i looked like a librarian again today

21:47Salome

haha

21:47Me

i'm thinking we should start a style

post conservative

21:47Salome

yeah

21:47Me

ironic conservative

21:48Salome

but we drink rose out of strange carafes

21:48Me

we're not actually conservative

21:48Salome

were so stylish we look unstylish

21:48Me

but our dress suggests we are and then we shock them

shock!

21:48Salome

BAM!!

21:48Me

post conservative

yeaah

totally prude approved

yet not

are you going to say something or shall i continue to have a conversation with myself?

so, catherine, how was your day?

haha

good

yours? oh shit. i already said good

21:52Salome

oh sorry

BLAH BLAH BL:AH

21:52Me

nya nya nya

i'll be like kevin

nyaa nyaa nyaa

21:52Salome

i dont want you to pour acid in my eye

21:53Me

that may be necessary salome

21:53Salome

kevin is such a creeper

21:53Me

i know

21:53Salome

therefore you are such a creeper

and im glad you dont do archery

21:53Me

it was ironic that i made you read it because i needed to talk about kevin

i was never good at sports

archery is a sport

21:54Salome

me neither

i was thinking of saying that, but i thought it would still be mean to say you were bad at sport even if its true

21:54Me

it would

but it's ok because i said it first

21:55Salome

and also because im bad at sport too

21:55Me

does eating two mini toblerones equal to one normal sized one?

21:56Salome

depends on the situation

21:56Me

no it doesn't

they are always the same size

so it would always be the same

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